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For five years now I have been seeing reports that Russian science, by order of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, is creating the world's first unprecedented toy - a kind of remote breathalyzer. For reference: we paid 25 lemons for its creation. The tender was won by a St. Petersburg company - well, that’s understandable … Then the topic, together with millions, went to the “radio silence zone”, which is also understandable. And so, starting somewhere in October last year, the same accomplice began to slip through - scanty, uninformative and one dumber than the other. But it seems that there are simply no others. I climb to the site of the company "Laser Systems". The product “Bud” shines with its lasers car interiors from a distance of either 15 or 25 meters. The speed of the car can be up to 120 km / h. For 0.1 s, Bud performs a spectral analysis of the air in the cabin. If something is wrong - a signal to the inspector: face! And he is already arranging a full program.
And all this will appear on the roads since 2013! Everything's OK. Media rewrite and replicate. And I read between the lines and start to think. At a speed of 120 km / h, the car travels 33 meters per second. Oh, the policeman will not have time to whistle! So, they will catch somewhere further. But the machine will certainly not cope with the task: he does not know who I am drunk - me or my passenger? Or does a lady just have such strong perfumes? Or do any of us have an alcohol-based lotion? Therefore, my fate will again be decided by the same gibadedeshnik, albeit in a new police uniform. I read on. The device, they say, catches ethanol and does not pay attention to isopropyl. I don’t believe it, but okay … But there wasn’t such a law that ordinary alcohol should not be used as a washer! In this case, what to do? Or the traffic police do not know that isopropyl rubbish thickens in the cold so that it does not pump through the nozzles? "At the wheel" already wrote on this subject (ed.). Therefore, pros use methanol, and vodka often goes into action. And the Finns such omyvayki sold. But the laser device slows me down and sends me for examination. The result is clear: to save time and nerves, I will have to "resolve the issue on the spot." It’s called, arrived.
